Things I should be doing, but won't do

It is currently 11:15 and I should be writing my 4th paper of the semester. It is a dialogic essay on sex slavery. But like many people, I have decided to spend my time doing more important things! These include:

- Listening to ZZ Ward. Her voice is magical and makes me calmer than a vegan at a PETA parade.

- Drinking milk really slowly.

-Watching inspirational videos. These include videos about dogs with 3 legs to people who have lost major amounts of weight. My favorites are Libby the cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4qqAv1_mF0) and 99 Inspirational weight losses. (Look at 1:30! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_csSxyXXLo) 

- Watching the "What does the fox say?" video three times and dancing around my room picking up the crap on my floor and finding month old socks under my bed.

- Tied my hair up in three different ponytails, only to rip them all out, curse my hair and return to this computer.

In conclusion, writing inspirational papers on educating women is hard and I will never inspire anyone to do anything.