Things that trouble my soul

Here is a list of rants about things that truly trouble my soul:
- When a teacher makes you rewrite the same paper FIVE times. And there are still minute details he seems to find that keep him from allowing you to progress forward in the writing process. Seriously? This is freshman comp!
- The people who are super picky about their coffee. I get it, you come to caribou for special coffee and to make your day better. But, when you order a coffee/mocha/latte/whatever and the detailed list of your desires takes up more than a box on my bar screen, I already loathe you in my soul. And when you tell me to take the froth off the top and I have to scoop out milk because there is no froth on the top, and then have me re steam more milk because I took too much out, you have gone too far. (P.S. Thanks to the guy behind her in line who praised me for "not b***h slapping her" across the counter, you made my day)
- People in lifetime fitness who judge you. Don't judge me for doing girly push ups unless I get to judge you for being an evil bald midget. And stop pacing me when we do mile runs. There is a difference between friendly and creepy.