Main Course

Looking for a man is similar to looking at a buffet. There are many options to choose from. There are spicy appetizers, thought provoking sides, and yummy looking desserts, but in the end a girl is just looking for a stable main course. I am looking for the Mac N' Cheese of life. There is only one problem I've come across, there are only 4 types of guys in this world and none of them satisfy my craving.(I know that sounds bad, but you get the point). They are:

1. "Hipsters": Although it is convenient that we probably wear the same size skinny jeans, it's not ideal. We all know those aren't prescription glasses, and making sweater vests stylish is like trying to "make fetch happen" it's not going to happen. 

2. "Country": They either arrived in a pick up truck or on a tractor. Most originate from Farmington, MN. You can either find them killing things or partaking in "Thirsty Thursday" (It's their favorite day of the week!) 

3. "Thugs": They are dressed like Eminem from Eight Mile. Follow the sound of Kendrick Lamar and you'll find them at the end of the yellow brick road. 

4. "Homeschooled Jungle Freaks": Consistently rocking a bowl cut and their older sister's hand-me-down jeans you'll discover that they love to accessorize with tube socks and 20 year old sneakers. (But at least they're family oriented, right?!?!?) 

Long story long, I am currently living off of the Ramen Noodles of life.